Refund policy

We get it—sometimes things go sideways. Here’s how we handle it.

❖ Quality Issues

If your item arrives damaged, misprinted, or cursed beyond standard expectations, let us know. We’ll take care of it.

Just send a photo and a brief message through our contact page within 7 days of receiving your order. If it’s a production issue, we’ll work with our fulfillment partner (Printful) to issue a refund or replacement—no weird rituals required (but you will have to send it back our way).

❖ Sizing Issues / Buyer’s Remorse

Since each item is printed on demand, we can’t accept returns for wrong sizes or sudden existential regret. That said—we’re human. If something’s off, reach out. We’ll review it case by case and do our best to help. No promises, but no automated rejections either.

❖ TL;DR

• Quality issues? Covered.

• Sizing or changed your mind? Contact us—we’ll talk.

• All inquiries must be made within 7 days of delivery.

• This is a one-human operation. Response times may lag slightly behind the rotation of the Earth.

Thanks for understanding—and for supporting weird, small-batch chaos.