Terms of service
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Welcome to Cultspiracy. By accessing this website or purchasing any of our products, you agree to the following terms. Please read them. Or don’t. But by being here, you’re in.
1. GENERAL STUFF
This website is operated by a real human running a small, independent operation. Cultspiracy sells print-on-demand apparel with a heavy dose of sarcasm, symbolism, and existential dread. By using this site, you agree not to sue us for jokes you didn’t get.
2. PRODUCTS & AVAILABILITY
All items are made to order through a third-party service (Printful). We don’t keep inventory in a bunker. Product colors, sizing, and placement may vary slightly from what you see on your screen. Reality is a suggestion, after all.
3. ORDER PROCESSING & SHIPPING
Orders are fulfilled by Printful and shipped directly to you. Processing usually takes 2–7 business days, depending on volume and cosmic interference. Once shipped, we’ll send tracking info. Delivery times vary based on location, global supply chains, and fate.
4. RETURNS & REFUNDS
We only accept returns or refunds for misprints, defects, or quality issues. Buyer’s remorse, incorrect sizing, or sudden shifts in your belief system aren’t covered. That said, if something feels off, reach out and we’ll try to help. See our Return Policy for more.
5. INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY
All content on this site—including designs, slogans, and mildly concerning phrases—is owned by Cultspiracy. Don’t steal it. That’s bad karma.
6. PRIVACY
We collect the info you give us (name, email, shipping address) to fulfill orders and occasionally whisper truths through email. We never sell your data. If we ever do, it’ll be to a shadowy organization that already has it anyway.
See our Privacy Policy for more.
7. CHANGES TO TERMS
We reserve the right to update these terms whenever necessary—without warning, explanation, or disclosure of what changed. Staying informed is part of the experience.
If you’ve made it this far, congratulations. You’re either very thorough or very paranoid.
Either way… welcome to the Cult.