Cult Committed Carry-All
Cult Committed Carry-All
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This isn’t just a gym bag. This is a declaration of loyalty. To your training. To your cult. To carrying way too much gear because “just in case” feels better than “I told you so.”
• 100% polyester – woven from the same stuff as government-issued tarps.
• Capacity: 7.93 gallons (30 L) – large enough for gym gear, or, you know… ritual supplies.
• Water-resistant & durable – because sweat, rain, and tears are all part of the training.
• Dual padded handles – comfort when you’re carrying the weight of the truth.
• Inside pocket – for valuables, or the documents you swear don’t exist.
Go ahead, stuff it full. You’re not deflecting anything anyway.
This product is made just for you—not stockpiled in some warehouse under government surveillance. Is it to reduce overproduction? Sure. Is it part of a bigger plan? Who’s to say? Either way, thanks for making a thoughtful purchase—the algorithm has taken note.
• 100% polyester – woven from the same stuff as government-issued tarps.
• Capacity: 7.93 gallons (30 L) – large enough for gym gear, or, you know… ritual supplies.
• Water-resistant & durable – because sweat, rain, and tears are all part of the training.
• Dual padded handles – comfort when you’re carrying the weight of the truth.
• Inside pocket – for valuables, or the documents you swear don’t exist.
Go ahead, stuff it full. You’re not deflecting anything anyway.
This product is made just for you—not stockpiled in some warehouse under government surveillance. Is it to reduce overproduction? Sure. Is it part of a bigger plan? Who’s to say? Either way, thanks for making a thoughtful purchase—the algorithm has taken note.
