Live, Laugh, Leglock Vinyl Sticker

She’s smiling. You shouldn’t be.

Perfect for laptops, water bottles, gym lockers, or that dusty spot on your bumper where your last beliefs went to die, this 3" high-opacity sticker clings harder than a white belt in a rear naked choke. And with bubble-free application, it’s easier to apply than conspiracy theories are to disprove.

Whether you're mocking the mainstream or decorating your mat bag like a postmodern doomsday scroll, this sticker does the job. Durable. Clean. Deceptively charming. Just like the girl in the gi.

Stick with us. We’re probably right.

Specs (if you dare to read them):
• High opacity vinyl that hides whatever truth was underneath
• Fast and easy bubble-free application — even if you're sweaty
• Durable, weather-resistant, probably government-proof
• 95µ density (whatever that means, sounds important)

🚨 Clean the surface first. We don’t know what’s on it. And, frankly, we don't want to.

This sticker isn’t stockpiled in some fluorescent-lit warehouse under government surveillance. It’s made just for you the moment you order—because mass production is for the sheeple.

That means it might take a little longer to arrive… but trust us, it’s worth the wait.
Good things come to those who question everything.