Operation Lost Signal Tee

One minute they’re showing up to every class.
The next? Abducted. Beamed up mid-roll. Never seen again.

Blue belts are the UFO sightings of jiu-jitsu—brief, bright, and followed by total radio silence. You thought they were committed. You thought they were different. Then they “had to take a break” and disappeared into the stars (or CrossFit).

This tee is your official documentation of the unexplained. A wearable FOIA request. If you’re reading this and you are a blue belt…report back. We’re worried about you.

Crafted from a soft, lightweight tri-blend (50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon), this shirt is breathable, pre-shrunk, and durable enough to survive both deep space and deep half. Regular fit. Side-seamed construction. Woven with 40 singles of vanishing act energy.

Signal lost. Possibly probed. Still stylish.

This product is made just for you—not stockpiled in some warehouse under government surveillance. Is it to reduce overproduction? Sure. Is it part of a bigger plan? Who’s to say? Either way, thanks for making a thoughtful purchase—the algorithm has taken note.