Operation Moonfall Tee

The moon landing was filmed in a strip mall jiu-jitsu gym sometime in the late ’60s. (Because that was definitely a thing back then...)
The cameraman? Tapped.
The director? Brown belt.

Brown belts don’t crave attention. They don’t need it. They’ve been here since the Cold War, blending armbars with disinformation, and training in basements you weren’t cleared to enter. They didn’t “earn” rank—they survived it.

This tee is your silent nod to the ones who vanished from the podium but somehow always show up in the footage. You don’t question a brown belt’s story—you just nod, pass their guard (you won’t), and pretend you believe the moon is real.

Crafted from a soft, lightweight tri-blend (50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon), this shirt is breathable, pre-shrunk, and strong enough to survive orbit, old mats, and one very specific government-sanctioned omoplata. Regular fit. Side-seamed construction. Woven with 40 singles of plausible deniability and mat dust.

Stay grounded. The moon landing never happened.

This product is made just for you—not stockpiled in some warehouse under government surveillance. Is it to reduce overproduction? Sure. Is it part of a bigger plan? Who’s to say? Either way, thanks for making a thoughtful purchase—the algorithm has taken note.