Operation Psy-Op Tee

They’re not clueless. They’re covert.

White belts are the foot soldiers of confusion. The wild flails? Distraction. The spazzy pressure? Psychological warfare. Every accidental headbutt is part of a larger behavioral experiment… and you’re the test subject.

This shirt doesn’t just make you look good—it’s a layer of protection against the low-level psy-ops unfolding in every warmup roll. Wear it, and signal to others that you know: this isn’t beginner’s luck. It’s organized chaos.

Crafted from a soft, lightweight tri-blend (50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon), this shirt is breathable, pre-shrunk, and designed to survive rogue elbows and classified armbar attempts. Regular fit. Side-seamed construction. Engineered with 40 singles of soft resistance.

Train accordingly. They're already inside the academy.

This product is made just for you—not stockpiled in some warehouse under government surveillance. Is it to reduce overproduction? Sure. Is it part of a bigger plan? Who’s to say? Either way, thanks for making a thoughtful purchase—the algorithm has taken note.