Pyramid Scheme Crew

Some shapes appear more often than coincidence would suggest.

You'll start noticing them everywhere.

Architecture.
Currency.
Academies.
Guard passes.

Built from premium organic cotton with a soft French terry interior, the Pyramid Scheme Crew features subtle charcoal-on-black artwork for those who appreciate details hidden in plain sight.

We're not saying there's a connection. We're just saying...look closer.

Disclaimer: Participation may result in improved guard retention, unexplained bruises, and an irrational appreciation for triangles.