Pyramid Scheme Long Sleeve Rashguard

They told you it was just jiu-jitsu.
Then came the symbols, the whispers, the matching spandex uniforms and “voluntary” open mat meetings.

This isn’t sportswear. It’s your uniform.
A second skin built for those who understand that every round has layers...some physical, some…less so.

Smooth. Slightly heavier. Cut for movement and revelations alike.
Wear it on the mats, or when you’re just trying to keep the world’s nonsense off your skin.

Welcome to the upper tier.
Things get weirder from here.

This product is made just for you—not stockpiled in some warehouse under government surveillance. Is it to reduce overproduction? Sure. Is it part of a bigger plan? Who’s to say? Either way, thanks for making a thoughtful purchase—the algorithm has taken note.

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