Pyramid Scheme Sticker

Finally, a pyramid scheme worth buying into. This 4"x4" sticker clings anywhere you need a reminder that everything’s rigged and everyone’s in on it...laptops, water bottles, bumpers, and probably the truth (if you can find it).

Clean the surface first—so they can’t get your fingerprints…even though they already have them.

This product is made just for you—not stockpiled in some warehouse under government surveillance. Is it to reduce overproduction? Sure. Is it part of a bigger plan? Who’s to say? Either way, thanks for making a thoughtful purchase—the algorithm has taken note.