Rosie the Ripper Tee

They told you jiu-jitsu was about discipline. About respect. About self-control.

Then someone in a messy bun and a slightly cracked smile armbarred you into next week and told you to hydrate.

The Rosie the Ripper tee isn’t just a shirt. It’s a warning. A statement. A historical revision where Rosie didn’t just flex—she passed your guard, mounted, and whispered “we can snap it” as your joints audibly reconsidered their life choices.

Perfect for anyone who breaks stereotypes (and occasionally elbows), this design honors those quietly terrifying teammates who smile sweetly, roll violently, and somehow still say “oops” when they hit a flying triangle.

Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, this shirt is soft, breathable, and highly resilient—unlike your elbow after that “light roll.”

Wear it. Snap gently.

Crafted from a soft, lightweight tri-blend (50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon), this shirt is breathable, pre-shrunk, and built to survive the pressure—both metaphorical and literal. Regular fit. Side-seamed. Woven with ultra-fine yarn for that "suspiciously soft for something this unhinged" feel.

This product is made just for you—not stockpiled in some warehouse under government surveillance. Is it to reduce overproduction? Sure. Is it part of a bigger plan? Who’s to say? Either way, thanks for making a thoughtful purchase—the algorithm has taken note.