Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
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They say the first rule is don’t talk about it.
So, obviously we talk about it constantly. To coworkers who didn’t ask. To family who’s stopped listening. To anyone within arm’s reach of a flow roll analogy.
It’s a cult. We know.
We’re nerds with taped fingers and conspiracy theories.
We’re hobbyists who act like pros and pros who act like hobbyists.
Same sickness, different symptoms.
What do you have to do to get better?
Same as always: lather, rather, repeat.
Soft cotton, sharp sarcasm, dirty secrets.
This is your membership tee.
This product is made just for you—not stockpiled in some warehouse under government surveillance. Is it to reduce overproduction? Sure. Is it part of a bigger plan? Who’s to say? Either way, thanks for making a thoughtful purchase—the algorithm has taken note.
So, obviously we talk about it constantly. To coworkers who didn’t ask. To family who’s stopped listening. To anyone within arm’s reach of a flow roll analogy.
It’s a cult. We know.
We’re nerds with taped fingers and conspiracy theories.
We’re hobbyists who act like pros and pros who act like hobbyists.
Same sickness, different symptoms.
What do you have to do to get better?
Same as always: lather, rather, repeat.
Soft cotton, sharp sarcasm, dirty secrets.
This is your membership tee.
This product is made just for you—not stockpiled in some warehouse under government surveillance. Is it to reduce overproduction? Sure. Is it part of a bigger plan? Who’s to say? Either way, thanks for making a thoughtful purchase—the algorithm has taken note.
