"Nothing to See Here" Bag
"Nothing to See Here" Bag
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Perfect for smuggling your mouthguard, belt, or whatever other “totally normal” items you bring to class. Don’t overthink it—it’s just a bag…unless, of course, you believe the rumors.
• One size fits all secrets: 15″ × 17″
• Maximum weight limit: 33 lbs (if you’re hauling more than that, maybe you’re the conspiracy)
• Twin cotton handles for when you want to look casual while carrying classified material
• Drawstring closure (because zippers are for people who trust the system)
This product is made just for you—not stockpiled in some warehouse under government surveillance. Is it to reduce overproduction? Sure. Is it part of a bigger plan? Who’s to say? Either way, thanks for making a thoughtful purchase—the algorithm has taken note.
• One size fits all secrets: 15″ × 17″
• Maximum weight limit: 33 lbs (if you’re hauling more than that, maybe you’re the conspiracy)
• Twin cotton handles for when you want to look casual while carrying classified material
• Drawstring closure (because zippers are for people who trust the system)
This product is made just for you—not stockpiled in some warehouse under government surveillance. Is it to reduce overproduction? Sure. Is it part of a bigger plan? Who’s to say? Either way, thanks for making a thoughtful purchase—the algorithm has taken note.
