Youth Pyramid Scheme Hoody
Youth Pyramid Scheme Hoody
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They’ve seen the symbols.
Now they want in.
Every cult starts young—questioning everything, connecting the dots, drawing triangles on homework margins. This isn’t just a hoodie; it’s initiation-level comfort for the next generation of seekers and rollers.
Soft, durable, and built for the endless loop of school, mats, and mystery. The midweight fleece keeps them warm while the no-drawcord hood keeps things safe. Because the first rule of the cult? Protect the cadets.
Made for the curious.
Worn by the chosen.
The triangle scheme continues.
This product is made just for you—not stockpiled in some warehouse under government surveillance. Is it to reduce overproduction? Sure. Is it part of a bigger plan? Who’s to say? Either way, thanks for making a thoughtful purchase—the algorithm has taken note.
Now they want in.
Every cult starts young—questioning everything, connecting the dots, drawing triangles on homework margins. This isn’t just a hoodie; it’s initiation-level comfort for the next generation of seekers and rollers.
Soft, durable, and built for the endless loop of school, mats, and mystery. The midweight fleece keeps them warm while the no-drawcord hood keeps things safe. Because the first rule of the cult? Protect the cadets.
Made for the curious.
Worn by the chosen.
The triangle scheme continues.
This product is made just for you—not stockpiled in some warehouse under government surveillance. Is it to reduce overproduction? Sure. Is it part of a bigger plan? Who’s to say? Either way, thanks for making a thoughtful purchase—the algorithm has taken note.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| XS | 19 ¾ | 29-33 | 23 ½ |
| S | 21 ¼ | 33-37 | 26 ½ |
| M | 22 ½ | 37-39 | 27 ¾ |
| L | 24 | 39-41 | 30 ¼ |
| XL | 25 ½ | 41-43 | 33 |
