Youth Pyramid Scheme Crewneck
Youth Pyramid Scheme Crewneck
Regular price
$40.00
Regular price
Sale price
$40.00
Unit price
per
Shipping calculated at checkout.
Couldn't load pickup availability
They told you not to look directly at the light.
You did it anyway—and now you can’t unsee the triangles.
Engineered for comfort and built for the next generation of truth-seekers, this 50/50 cotton-poly fleece crewneck keeps things soft, structured, and slightly suspicious. The air-jetted fabric delivers that lived-in feel from day one, while reinforced stitching makes it durable enough for whatever mission you’re on.
It’s cozy. It’s cool. It definitely knows something.
Put it on. Pretend you don’t feel the hum.
This product is made just for you—not mass-produced in a warehouse under government surveillance. Is it to reduce overproduction? Sure. Is it part of a bigger plan? Who’s to say? Either way, thanks for making a thoughtful purchase—the algorithm has taken note.
You did it anyway—and now you can’t unsee the triangles.
Engineered for comfort and built for the next generation of truth-seekers, this 50/50 cotton-poly fleece crewneck keeps things soft, structured, and slightly suspicious. The air-jetted fabric delivers that lived-in feel from day one, while reinforced stitching makes it durable enough for whatever mission you’re on.
It’s cozy. It’s cool. It definitely knows something.
Put it on. Pretend you don’t feel the hum.
This product is made just for you—not mass-produced in a warehouse under government surveillance. Is it to reduce overproduction? Sure. Is it part of a bigger plan? Who’s to say? Either way, thanks for making a thoughtful purchase—the algorithm has taken note.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| XS | 19 ¾ | 16 | 23 ⅝ |
| S | 21 ¼ | 17 | 26 ⅜ |
| M | 22 ½ | 18 | 27 ½ |
| L | 24 | 19 | 30 ¼ |
| XL | 25 ⅝ | 20 | 33 ⅛ |
